DORK ALERT

I call these "Driank, Druank, Drunk".












How's this thing work?









BTW - At some point I went from having little body fat and lots of hair to little hair and lots of body fat. Obviously these beautiful women did not hear the "Dork Alert" until after these pictures were taken. (At least I no longer have those horrible glasses. My new ones are much more stylish. No pictures exist of me wearing them, even though it's been over a year now. I'm learning to stay away when pictures are being taken.)